Dean Morris Card - I Wouldn't Celebrate a Birthday

Dean Morris Card – I Wouldn’t Celebrate a Birthday… – Pure Sarcasm, Perfectly Wrapped!

Product Description:
Serve up dry wit and a side of sarcasm with the Dean Morris Card – I Wouldn’t Celebrate a Birthday… This brilliantly snarky card is ideal for anyone who prefers a bit of sass over sentiment. With its sharp caption—"I wouldn’t celebrate a birthday that close to my own"—it’s the perfect choice for frenemies, siblings, or anyone who enjoys a laugh laced with ego. Classic Dean Morris: cheeky, stylish, and unapologetically funny.

Key Features:

😏 Savage Birthday Banter:
Delivers a dose of self-centred humour that’s perfect for those who like their cards with a little edge.

🌱 Eco-Conscious Design:
Printed in the UK using FSC-certified cardstock and paired with a recycled envelope—sustainably rude, and proud of it.

✏️ Blank Inside:
Room to add your own punchline, personal dig, or genuinely heartfelt message (if you're feeling generous).

Why Choose the ‘I Wouldn’t Celebrate a Birthday…’ Card?
Ideal for those who love to tease and be teased, this card is a hilarious way to stand out from the usual birthday crowd. Bold, sarcastic, and sustainably printed—it’s a win for laughs and the planet.

Ages: 16+
Product size: Approx. 12 x 17 cm
Box dimensions: N/A (sold individually with envelope)