Dean Morris Card - How Will you Spend Your BD

Dean Morris Card – How Will You Spend Your Birthday? – Spoiler Alert: Badly!

Product Description:
Serve up birthday laughs with a sarcastic twist in the Dean Morris Card – How Will You Spend Your Birthday? Featuring a classic vintage photo paired with a punchline that’s equal parts honest and hilarious, this card is perfect for friends, co-workers, or family members who appreciate humour that’s a little bit dark and delightfully real. With Dean Morris’s signature wit and bold style, it’s guaranteed to make their day—even if the day itself is a bit questionable.

Key Features:

🎉 Blunt & Brilliant Humour:
Delivers a no-holds-barred laugh for those who’d rather laugh at birthdays than fuss over them.

🌱 Sustainably Printed:
Made in the UK using FSC-certified cardstock and comes with a recycled envelope—funny and planet-friendly.

✏️ Blank Inside for Your Own Jab or Joke:
Plenty of space for your own personal roast, heartfelt wish, or inside joke.

Why Choose the ‘How Will You Spend Your Birthday?’ Card?
Perfect for anyone who’s not big on birthdays but big on sarcasm, this card blends sharp humour with quality design and eco-conscious printing. It’s a top pick for realists, cynics, and comedy lovers alike.

Ages: 16+
Product size: Approx. 12 x 17 cm
Box dimensions: N/A (sold individually with envelope)