Dean Morris Card - Some Are Born Great, Some Are Just C*nts

Dean Morris Greeting Card – Some Are Born Great, Some Are Just C*nts: Because Shakespeare probably had a few people in mind when he wrote about greatness!

Deliver literary humour with a savage twist thanks to the Dean Morris “Some Are Born Great, Some Are Just C*nts” greeting card. Featuring a cheeky Shakespeare-inspired design, this hilarious card combines classic culture with unapologetically rude comedy for a brilliantly unexpected laugh. Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or anyone who appreciates sharp wit and sarcastic humour, it’s guaranteed to stand out from ordinary greeting cards. Printed in the UK using high-quality materials, the card measures 13cm x 18cm and comes cello bagged with an envelope, ready for gifting. The blank inside leaves plenty of room for your own funny, heartfelt, or dramatic message.

Key Features:

Printed in the UK
Measure 13cm x 18cm
Cello bagged with an envelope
Blank inside

A funny Shakespeare-inspired greeting card perfect for fans of literary humour and savage banter!