Dean Morris Card - You Vile Old Bitch, You Fat Old C*nt

Dean Morris Card – You Vile Old Bitch, You Fat Old C*nt: Because true friendship means insulting each other over a nice cup of tea!

Serve up savage humour with the Dean Morris “You Vile Old Bitch, You Fat Old C*nt” card. Featuring two delightfully unimpressed old ladies sipping tea, this outrageously funny greeting card combines classic British-style banter with unapologetically rude humour. Perfect for birthdays or anyone who appreciates sharp wit and no-filter friendships, it’s guaranteed to get a shocked laugh from the right recipient. Printed in the UK using high-quality materials, the card measures 13cm x 18cm and comes cello bagged with an envelope, ready for gifting. The blank inside leaves plenty of room for your own cheeky or heartfelt message.

Key Features:

Printed in the UK
Measure 13cm x 18cm
Cello bagged with an envelope
Blank inside

A brutally funny card perfect for friends who share savage banter and a love of tea!

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