Dean Morris Card - You know you're old...

Dean Morris Card – You Know You’re Old… – A Cheeky Chuckle for the Young at Heart!

Product Description:
Inject some outrageous humour into someone’s special day with the Dean Morris Card – You Know You’re Old When All Your Friends Smell of Pi*!* Bold, blunt, and brilliantly funny, this card is perfect for those who appreciate a bit of cheek with their birthday wishes. Whether for a milestone celebration or just for laughs, Dean Morris's signature wit makes this the ideal pick for friends or family who aren’t afraid to poke fun at the ageing process.

Features:

Unapologetically Funny Design:
With its irreverent humour and standout style, this card is guaranteed to get a reaction—and a big laugh!

Sustainably Printed:
Made in the UK using FSC-certified card stock and paired with a recycled envelope, combining laughter with responsible design.

Blank Inside for Custom Messages:
Plenty of room to write your own punchline, heartfelt note, or humorous twist to keep the giggles going.

Why Consider This Product:
Perfect for those who enjoy comedy that pushes boundaries, this card is an instant favourite for birthdays, over-the-hill jokes, or gag gifts. Equal parts hilarious and high quality, it’s a standout way to mark getting older with a grin.

Ages: 16+ (adult humour)
Product size: Approx. 12 x 17 cm
Box dimensions: N/A (sold individually with envelope)