Dean Morris Card - I'd Rather Shit In My Hands & Clap

Dean Morris Card – I’d Rather Shit In My Hands & Clap: Because sometimes there’s just no polite way to say how you really feel!

Go full outrageous humour with the Dean Morris “I’d Rather Shit In My Hands & Clap” card. Bold, ridiculous, and guaranteed to get a shocked laugh, this hilariously rude greeting card is perfect for friends who appreciate extreme sarcasm and zero-filter comedy. Ideal for birthdays, celebrations, or just because, it delivers classic Dean Morris humour in all its unapologetic glory. Printed in the UK using high-quality materials, the card measures 13cm x 18cm and comes cello bagged with an envelope, ready for gifting. The blank inside leaves plenty of room for your own savage or heartfelt message.

Key Features:

Printed in the UK
Measure 13cm x 18cm
Cello bagged with an envelope
Blank inside

A brutally funny card perfect for fans of outrageous and unapologetic humour!