Dean Morris Card - Being Old Means You Can Never Completely Trust A Fart

Dean Morris Card – Being Old Means You Can Never Completely Trust A Fart: Because ageing comes with a whole new set of daily risks!

Celebrate getting older with the Dean Morris “Being Old Means You Can Never Completely Trust A Fart” card. Packed with hilariously relatable humour, this cheeky greeting card is perfect for birthdays, milestone celebrations, or anyone who appreciates a good toilet joke. Ideal for friends, family members, or colleagues with a great sense of humour, it delivers classic Dean Morris wit with zero filter. Printed in the UK using high-quality materials, the card measures 13cm x 18cm and comes cello bagged with an envelope, ready for gifting. The blank inside gives you plenty of room to add your own funny or heartfelt message.

Key Features:

Printed in the UK
Measure 13cm x 18cm
Cello bagged with an envelope
Blank inside

A hilariously rude birthday card perfect for anyone embracing the realities of ageing!