{"product_id":"dean-morris-xmas-card-whats-your-elf-name","title":"Dean Morris Xmas Card - What's Your Elf Name?","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"127\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"50\"\u003eDean Morris Xmas Card – What’s Your Elf Name?:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003eBecause apparently every festive personality leads to the exact same result!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"129\" data-end=\"826\"\u003eBring rude festive laughs to Christmas with the Dean Morris “What’s Your Elf Name?” Xmas card. Featuring a hilarious joke where every possible elf name outcome is “Stupid C*nt”, this cheeky Christmas card delivers classic Dean Morris humour with zero festive filter. Perfect for friends, family members, or colleagues who appreciate outrageous banter and sarcastic holiday humour, it’s guaranteed to stand out amongst traditional Christmas cards. Printed in the UK using high-quality materials, the card measures 13cm x 18cm and comes cello bagged with an envelope, ready for sending. The blank inside leaves plenty of room for your own funny, festive, or slightly inappropriate Christmas message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"845\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"845\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"847\" data-end=\"933\"\u003ePrinted in the UK\u003cbr data-start=\"864\" data-end=\"867\"\u003eMeasure 13cm x 18cm\u003cbr data-start=\"886\" data-end=\"889\"\u003eCello bagged with an envelope\u003cbr data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"921\"\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"935\" data-end=\"1011\"\u003eA hilariously rude Christmas card perfect for fans of cheeky festive humour!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DEAN MORRIS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47540455768317,"sku":"DRAN45","price":6.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/7594\/1885\/files\/DRAN-45.jpg?v=1779231365","url":"https:\/\/www.bobangles.com.au\/products\/dean-morris-xmas-card-whats-your-elf-name","provider":"Bobangles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}