{"product_id":"dean-morris-card-id-rather-shit-in-my-hands-clap","title":"Dean Morris Card - I'd Rather Shit In My Hands \u0026 Clap","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"131\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"58\"\u003eDean Morris Card – I’d Rather Shit In My Hands \u0026amp; Clap:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003eBecause sometimes there’s just no polite way to say how you really feel!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"734\"\u003eGo full outrageous humour with the Dean Morris “I’d Rather Shit In My Hands \u0026amp; Clap” card. Bold, ridiculous, and guaranteed to get a shocked laugh, this hilariously rude greeting card is perfect for friends who appreciate extreme sarcasm and zero-filter comedy. Ideal for birthdays, celebrations, or just because, it delivers classic Dean Morris humour in all its unapologetic glory. Printed in the UK using high-quality materials, the card measures 13cm x 18cm and comes cello bagged with an envelope, ready for gifting. The blank inside leaves plenty of room for your own savage or heartfelt message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"736\" data-end=\"753\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"736\" data-end=\"753\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"755\" data-end=\"841\"\u003ePrinted in the UK\u003cbr data-start=\"772\" data-end=\"775\"\u003eMeasure 13cm x 18cm\u003cbr data-start=\"794\" data-end=\"797\"\u003eCello bagged with an envelope\u003cbr data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"829\"\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"843\" data-end=\"920\"\u003eA brutally funny card perfect for fans of outrageous and unapologetic humour!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DEAN MORRIS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47539883311357,"sku":"DMU279","price":6.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/7594\/1885\/files\/DMU-279.jpg?v=1778822696","url":"https:\/\/www.bobangles.com.au\/products\/dean-morris-card-id-rather-shit-in-my-hands-clap","provider":"Bobangles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}