{"product_id":"dean-morris-card-cheer-up-old-age-doesnt-last-long","title":"Dean Morris Card - Cheer Up! Old Age Doesn't Last Too Long","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"120\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"63\"\u003eDean Morris Card – Cheer Up! Old Age Doesn’t Last Too Long:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003eBecause there’s always a silver lining to getting older!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"122\" data-end=\"706\"\u003eBring dark humour and big laughs with the Dean Morris “Cheer Up! Old Age Doesn’t Last Too Long” card. Perfect for birthdays and milestone celebrations, this cheeky greeting card delivers classic Dean Morris wit with a hilariously blunt twist on ageing. Ideal for friends, family members, or colleagues who appreciate sarcastic humour, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh. Printed in the UK using high-quality materials, the card measures 13cm x 18cm and comes cello bagged with an envelope, ready for gifting. The blank inside leaves plenty of room for your own funny or heartfelt message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"708\" data-end=\"725\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"708\" data-end=\"725\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"727\" data-end=\"813\"\u003ePrinted in the UK\u003cbr data-start=\"744\" data-end=\"747\"\u003eMeasure 13cm x 18cm\u003cbr data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"769\"\u003eCello bagged with an envelope\u003cbr data-start=\"798\" data-end=\"801\"\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"815\" data-end=\"896\"\u003eA hilariously dark birthday card perfect for anyone embracing ageing with humour!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DEAN MORRIS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47539847758077,"sku":"DMA608","price":6.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/7594\/1885\/files\/DMA-608.jpg?v=1778820413","url":"https:\/\/www.bobangles.com.au\/products\/dean-morris-card-cheer-up-old-age-doesnt-last-long","provider":"Bobangles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}