Congratulations On Your Special Day
Where it’s all about the vows, the rings,
the dress, the flowers, the hair, the
makeup, the garter, the cake, the caterer,
the wedding planner, the musicians, the
future in-laws, the divorcees who refuse
to be in the same room as their ex, the
embarrassing uncle, the hung over groom,
the petulant ring bearer, the prima donna
flower girl, the puking best man, and the
bridesmaids dresses that we know will
NEVER AGAIN see the light of day.
Wouldn’t have missed it for the world.