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Ephemera

When times are tough, people need a cheap laugh. That's what Ephemera does better than anyone else. Founded in 1980 in San Francisco and influenced by the punk rock ethos of the time, Ephemera mixes retro style with irreverent, provocative and outrageous humor. Thirty years later, owner and designer Ed Polish is still amazed that he can run such a thriving business based on his twisted sense of humor.

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...and please don't let me Product Code: E6952

A clean house is a sign.... Product Code: E9034

Amazingly enough I don't.... Product Code: E8344

America - 8 yr nightmare over 50% Off Product Code: E7486

And Why Aren't we naked yet Product Code: E7469

Beer - its what for dinner Product Code: E8525

Bobby, Susie, due to the Product Code: E6937

Both of Us Cant be Right Product Code: E6985

Children : The Gift Product Code: E7020

Chocolate can't get...... Product Code: E7890

Click your heels Product Code: E7175

Comb Overs are hot 50% Off Product Code: E7580

Confusing me with the maid.... Product Code: E7998

Daddy, why do pDISC. 50% Off Product Code: E7894

Don't Worry Product Code: E7077

Drama Product Code: E7642

Drink Coffee.... Product Code: E9250

Dumb and Dumber DISC. 50% Off Product Code: E8337

Even When you are having Product Code: E7649

Every day I give my family.... Product Code: E7784

Everybody loves Dick Product Code: E8493

Everyone chill the f* out Product Code: E7483

Girl what is that -DISC. 50% Off Product Code: E7640

God kills a kitten Product Code: E7619

GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE # Product Code: E6950

Happiness is having a large Product Code: E7543

Hello Ladies Product Code: E7040

How to spot a rich guy Product Code: E7726

I can only please one person Product Code: E7661

I can see you masturbating Product Code: E7759

I childproofed my house... Product Code: E8067

I didn't marry my husband 50% Off Product Code: E7370

I didn't say it was your fault Product Code: E9109

I dream of a world# Product Code: E7078

I hate to advocate Product Code: E7966

I haven't had my coffee... Product Code: E8346

I just want people to # Product Code: E6917

I just want to meet a nice # Product Code: E6929

I know , I know.... Product Code: E8076

I know I came into this room Product Code: E7730

I know I should mind # 50% Off Product Code: E7062

I love cats Product Code: E7563

I may be LOLing on the # Product Code: E6954

I only work here for the 50% Off Product Code: E7547

I scream, You scream... Product Code: E6821

I used to care.... Product Code: E9073

I used to drink...# Product Code: E7064

I wasn't insulting Product Code: E6986

I wish I were as thin as Product Code: E7495

I"m gay - dont like rainbows Product Code: E7676

If god were alive today 50% Off Product Code: E7671

If I agreed with you Product Code: E7157

If I had to pick one word 50% Off Product Code: E6983

If I worked like a man Product Code: E7365

If only mosquitoes sucked Product Code: E6828

If people were forced to eat 50% Off Product Code: E7510

If women ruled the world Product Code: E6999

If you want breakfast in bed.. Product Code: E9051

If you're looking for Trouble# Product Code: E7066

I'll have a cafe mocha vodka.. Product Code: E7880

I'll stop having sex with.. Product Code: E6823

I'm not needy. I'm wanty. # Product Code: E6904

I'm saving myself for 2nd DIS Product Code: E7641

I'm the kind of dirty# Product Code: E7093

In wine there is wisdom Product Code: E7513

Inner beauty doesn't get # Product Code: E7065

Is it too late to save my soul 50% Off Product Code: E7756

It took years of hard wor Product Code: E6995

It's been lovely..... Product Code: E8526

Its better to have loved .... Product Code: E9366

It's not nagging if you Product Code: E7560

Jesus is coming - look busy Product Code: E9092

Jesus love you.... Product Code: E9091

Killing them with kindne Product Code: E6982

Let me Get this Straight Product Code: E6984

Life is a Flash of Light Product Code: E7027

Like a rock only DISC. 50% Off Product Code: E9021

Magnet - Super rich Product Code: E7725

Make yourself at home... Product Code: E9506

Maybe it's just me, but # Product Code: E6910

Mentruation, menopause... Product Code: E6852

Mr. president honkey 50% Off Product Code: E7484

My kitchens Dirty Product Code: E7047

My mother doesn't Product Code: E7970

No pulse yet - more coffee 50% Off Product Code: E7472

Nope - not married yet.... Product Code: E7498

Note to Self : Your F Aw Product Code: E6978

Of Course I love you.... Product Code: E8545

Office Slave 50% Off Product Code: E7545

Oh god I am so totally wasted Product Code: E7862

Oh no she forgot the papers... Product Code: E8939

Oh Shit...he is even dumber.. 50% Off Product Code: E8304

Ok, who farted? Product Code: E6884

OPPOSITES ATTRACT # Product Code: E6916

Oral sex is always a great.... Product Code: E7797

Patience is such a waste Product Code: E7372

People say I have bad attitude Product Code: E7662

Pets are like having kids Product Code: E7272

Put on your big girl panties.. Product Code: E8048

Queen of fucking everything Product Code: E8528

Sarah Palin - Joe the plumber 50% Off Product Code: E7488

Sex is like pizza Product Code: E7406

Sexual preference DISC Product Code: E7775

So where is my f* pony? Product Code: E7772

Some mornings I wake up bitchy Product Code: E7493

Some people spread sunshine # Product Code: E6941

Sorry I missed church Product Code: E7989

take my presidents like my 50% Off Product Code: E7485

Thats mister president 50% Off Product Code: E7482

The boobs are real# Product Code: E7087

The hardest year of marriage Product Code: E7733

There is no "I" in "Team" Product Code: E7362

There's no problem Product Code: E7422

THUMBS UP IF YOU HAVE # Product Code: E6942

To save time just assume I am Product Code: E7492

Too bad I wasn't DISC 50% Off Product Code: E7748

Turn the t.v. off & read 50% Off Product Code: E7476

Unattended children will be... Product Code: E7734

Vegetarian...Indian word.. 50% Off Product Code: E8069

Village idiot in texas DISC. 50% Off Product Code: E8338

We can do it.... Product Code: E8322

We would have saved the 50% Off Product Code: E7570

Weed $45 Product Code: E8046

Well behaved women... Product Code: E9058

What if the hokey pokey.... Product Code: E7831

When I die the dog gets.... Product Code: E8343

When things look bad.... Product Code: E8298

Whining Product Code: E9602

Who the hell Product Code: E7502

Who you callin' Tiny? 50% Off Product Code: E7041

Why men have two hands 50% Off Product Code: E7612

Wine ! Product Code: E7517

Would someone 50% Off Product Code: E7897

You are the result 50% Off Product Code: E7014

You can't fix stupid 50% Off Product Code: E7762

You could file a complaint Product Code: E6991

You have to kiss alot of frog Product Code: E7273

You just made my shit list Product Code: E7185

You only live once# Product Code: E7070

YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD TO LAUGH# Product Code: E6953