Ephemera

Ephemera was started in 1980 in San Francisco and has since moved to the small, Southern Oregon town of Phoenix where the population is a modest 2,200.

The small team of 9, with the occasional help from their favourite outside designers, work together to produce provocative, irreverant and outrageously funny products with the intention of making people laugh out loud.

120 Assorted Magnet Display
Product Code: E-MAGNETDIS
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A clean house is a sign.... Top Seller
Product Code: E9034
Minimum Quantity: 6
A Dog Will Never Say...
Product Code: E6088
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A raw diet? Back Soon
Product Code: E6358
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Amazingly enough I don't....
Product Code: E8344
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Another Gentleman Caller
Product Code: E6298
Minimum Quantity: 6
Best thing about getting Old
Product Code: E6331
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Children : The Gift Top Seller
Product Code: E7020
Minimum Quantity: 6
Chocolate can't get......
Product Code: E7890
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Click your heels
Product Code: E7175
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Confusing me with the maid....
Product Code: E7998
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Does running late count?
Product Code: E6325
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Everybody loves Dick
Product Code: E8493
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Fittness this Pizza
Product Code: E6242
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Give a Man a Gun
Product Code: E6302
Minimum Quantity: 6
Having a Child
Product Code: E6337
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Highway to Hell
Product Code: E6317
Minimum Quantity: 6
I can only please one person
Product Code: E7661
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I can see you masturbating
Product Code: E7759
Minimum Quantity: 6
I didn't make it to gym today
Product Code: E6444
Minimum Quantity: 6
I dream of a world Back Soon
Product Code: E7078
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I Finally Quit Drinking ....
Product Code: E6068
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I hate being bipolar
Product Code: E6662
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I hate to advocate
Product Code: E7966
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I haven't had my coffee...
Product Code: E8346
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I know , I know....
Product Code: E8076
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I know what men want
Product Code: E6673
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I like men who have
Product Code: E6473
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I love cats Top Seller
Product Code: E7563
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I make bad decisions
Product Code: E6663
Minimum Quantity: 6
I may be LOLing on the
Product Code: E6954
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I never said all that sh**
Product Code: E6465
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I scream, You scream...
Product Code: E6821
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I used to drink...
Product Code: E7064
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If I agreed with you
Product Code: E7157
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If I'm ever on life support
Product Code: E6426
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If only mosquitoes sucked
Product Code: E6828
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If pigs could fly
Product Code: E6440
Minimum Quantity: 6
If you're having a bad day Top Seller
Product Code: E6439
Minimum Quantity: 6
I'll have a cafe mocha vodka..
Product Code: E7880
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I'm a Fruitloop in a World of...
Product Code: E6065
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I'm not needy. I'm wanty.
Product Code: E6904
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I'm sorry I called you an A/H
Product Code: E6320
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In my Defence
Product Code: E6240
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In wine there is wisdom
Product Code: E7513
Minimum Quantity: 6
Its better to have loved ....
Product Code: E9366
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Jesus Christ! Slow down
Product Code: E6374
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Jesus Had 2 dads
Product Code: E6675
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Jesus is coming - look busy
Product Code: E9092
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Jesus love you....
Product Code: E9091
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Let That Shit Go Top Seller
Product Code: E6257
Minimum Quantity: 6
Magnet - A recent study shows
Product Code: E6582
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Magnet - Agree to disagree
Product Code: E6594
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Magnet - Always give 100%
Product Code: E6477
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Magnet - Based on my calculations
Product Code: E6756
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Magnet - Can People be that stupid
Product Code: E6474
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Magnet - Drinking causes memory loss
Product Code: E6829
Minimum Quantity: 6
Magnet - E Harmony & Jack Daniels
Product Code: E6632
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Magnet - Grammar - the difference Top Seller
Product Code: E6729
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Magnet - Hell hath no fury
Product Code: E6483
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Magnet - I came out of your what?
Product Code: E6484
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Magnet - I know my limits
Product Code: E6482
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Magnet - I'm so tired I just need
Product Code: E6490
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Magnet - I'm starting a new diet
Product Code: E6491
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Magnet - I've made poor decisions
Product Code: E6485
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Magnet - Live every day like its your
Product Code: E6500
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Magnet - My Bucket List
Product Code: E6521
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Magnet - Roses are red
Product Code: E6495
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Magnet - Step aside coffee
Product Code: E6581
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Magnet - The best way to avoid
Product Code: E6487
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Magnet - Unless you fell off your
Product Code: E6563
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Menstruation, menopause...
Product Code: E6852
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My dream relationship
Product Code: E6338
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My Exercise Regime Consists
Product Code: E6070
Minimum Quantity: 6
My Love is like a Candle
Product Code: E6297
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No one wants to hear Top Seller
Product Code: E6314
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Noone looks back
Product Code: E6714
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Not drinking alone if the dog Top Seller
Product Code: E6451
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Ok, who farted?
Product Code: E6884
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Out of all the Lies I've told
Product Code: E6066
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People say I have bad attitude
Product Code: E7662
Minimum Quantity: 6
Pizza & your opinion Top Seller
Product Code: E6445
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Queen of fucking everything
Product Code: E8528
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Science/Religion
Product Code: E6347
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Side Effects include
Product Code: E6685
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So where is my f* pony?
Product Code: E7772
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Sometimes I wonder
Product Code: E6434
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Text Him Again
Product Code: E6315
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The boobs are real
Product Code: E7087
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The day I see a runner
Product Code: E6456
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The less you give a *&
Product Code: E6520
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THUMBS UP IF YOU HAVE
Product Code: E6942
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Too many trees cut down
Product Code: E6381
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Too Old For It
Product Code: E6248
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Unattended children will be...
Product Code: E7734
Minimum Quantity: 6
Wanting a Great Body
Product Code: E6293
Minimum Quantity: 6
When I die the dog gets....
Product Code: E8343
Minimum Quantity: 6
Wine ! Back Soon
Product Code: E7517
Minimum Quantity: 6
You matter - I mean not to me
Product Code: E6392
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You'll never guess
Product Code: E6380
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Your problem - Not my problem
Product Code: E6359
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You're home early
Product Code: E6379
Minimum Quantity: 6