Ephemera

When times are tough, people need a cheap laugh. That's what Ephemera does better than anyone else.  Founded in 1980 in San Francisco and influenced by the punk rock ethos of the time, Ephemera mixes retro style with irreverent, provocative and outrageous humor.  Thirty years later, owner and designer Ed Polish is still amazed that he can run such a thriving business based on his twisted sense of humor.

Ephemera products appear in: Fridge Magnets | Magnets
A clean house is a sign.... Product Code: E9034
Amazingly enough I don't.... Product Code: E8344
America - 8 yr nightmare over Product Code: E7486
And Why Aren't we naked yet Product Code: E7469
Be Happy Product Code: E7581
Beer - its what for dinner Product Code: E8525
Both of Us Cant be Right Product Code: E6985
Children : The Gift Product Code: E7020
Chocolate can't get...... Product Code: E7890
Click your heels Product Code: E7175
Coffee makes it possible Product Code: E7664
Comb Overs are hot Product Code: E7580
Confusing me with the maid.... Product Code: E7998
Daddy, why do pDISC. Product Code: E7894
Don't Worry# Product Code: E7077
Drama Product Code: E7642
Drink Coffee.... Product Code: E9250
Dumb and Dumber DISC. Product Code: E8337
Even When you are having Product Code: E7649
Every day I give my family.... Product Code: E7784
Everybody loves Dick Product Code: E8493
Everyone chill the f* out Product Code: E7483
Explain to me again Product Code: E8522
Girl what is that -DISC. Product Code: E7640
God kills a kitten Product Code: E7619
Happiness is having a large Product Code: E7543
Hello Ladies Product Code: E7040
How to spot a rich guy Product Code: E7726
I can only please one person Product Code: E7661
I can see you masturbating Product Code: E7759
I childproofed my house... Product Code: E8067
I didn't marry my husband Product Code: E7370
I didn't say it was your fault Product Code: E9109
I Divorced my husband Product Code: E7542
I don't have time.... Product Code: E7817
I dream of a world# Product Code: E7078
I hate to advocate Product Code: E7966
I haven't had my coffee... Product Code: E8346
I know , I know.... Product Code: E8076
I know I came into this room Product Code: E7730
I know I should mind # Product Code: E7062
I love cats Product Code: E7563
I only work here for the Product Code: E7547
I spend half my day - DISC. Product Code: E7668
I used to care.... Product Code: E9073
I used to drink...# Product Code: E7064
I wasn't insulting Product Code: E6986
I wish I were as thin as Product Code: E7495
I"m gay - dont like rainbows Product Code: E7676
If god were alive today Product Code: E7671
If I agreed with you Product Code: E7157
If I had to pick one word Product Code: E6983
If I worked like a man Product Code: E7365
If people were forced to eat Product Code: E7510
If women ruled the world Product Code: E6999
If you want breakfast in bed.. Product Code: E9051
If you're looking for Trouble# Product Code: E7066
I'll have a cafe mocha vodka.. Product Code: E7880
I'm an atheist.... Product Code: E7500
I'm saving myself for 2nd DIS Product Code: E7641
I'm the kind of dirty# Product Code: E7093
In wine there is wisdom Product Code: E7513
Inner beauty doesn't get # Product Code: E7065
Is it too late to save my sou Product Code: E7756
It took years of hard wor Product Code: E6995
It's been lovely..... Product Code: E8526
Its better to have loved .... Product Code: E9366
It's not nagging if you Product Code: E7560
It's not whether you win ... Product Code: E7984
Jesus is coming - look busy Product Code: E9092
Jesus love you.... Product Code: E9091
Killing them with kindne Product Code: E6982
Let me Get this Straight Product Code: E6984
Life is a Flash of Light Product Code: E7027
Like a rock only DISC. Product Code: E9021
Magnet - Super rich Product Code: E7725
Make yourself at home... Product Code: E9506
Money Buys Happiness Product Code: E7019
Mr. president honkey Product Code: E7484
My kitchens Dirty Product Code: E7047
My mother doesn't Product Code: E7970
No pulse yet - more coffee Product Code: E7472
Nope - not married yet.... Product Code: E7498
Note to Self : Your F Aw Product Code: E6978
Of Course I love you.... Product Code: E8545
Office Slave Product Code: E7545
Oh god I am so totally wasted Product Code: E7862
Oh no she forgot the papers... Product Code: E8939
Oh Shit...he is even dumber.. Product Code: E8304
Oral sex is always a great.... Product Code: E7797
Patience is such a waste Product Code: E7372
People say I have bad attitude Product Code: E7662
Pets are like having kids Product Code: E7272
Put on your big girl panties.. Product Code: E8048
Queen of fucking everything Product Code: E8528
Sarah Palin - Joe the plumber Product Code: E7488
Sarcasm Product Code: E9101
Sex is like pizza Product Code: E7406
Sexual preference DISC Product Code: E7775
So where is my f* pony? Product Code: E7772
Some mornings I wake up bitchy Product Code: E7493
Sorry I missed church Product Code: E7989
Step away from the fridge Product Code: E7535
take my presidents like my Product Code: E7485
Thats mister president Product Code: E7482
The boobs are real# Product Code: E7087
The hardest year of marriage Product Code: E7733
There is no "I" in "Team" Product Code: E7362
There's no problem Product Code: E7422
To save time just assume I am Product Code: E7492
Too bad I wasn't DISC Product Code: E7748
Turn the t.v. off & read Product Code: E7476
Unattended children will be... Product Code: E7734
Vegetarian...Indian word.. Product Code: E8069
Village idiot in texas DISC. Product Code: E8338
We can do it.... Product Code: E8322
We would have saved the Product Code: E7570
Weed $45 Product Code: E8046
Well aren't we just Product Code: E9810
Well behaved women... Product Code: E9058
What if the hokey pokey.... Product Code: E7831
When I die the dog gets.... Product Code: E8343
When things look bad.... Product Code: E8298
Whining Product Code: E9602
Who the hell Product Code: E7502
Who you callin' Tiny? Product Code: E7041
Why men have two hands Product Code: E7612
Wine ! Product Code: E7517
Would someone DISC. Product Code: E7897
You are the result Product Code: E7014
You can't fix stupid DISC Product Code: E7762
You could file a complaint Product Code: E6991
You have to kiss alot of frog Product Code: E7273
You only live once# Product Code: E7070